There is a guy sitting up at Crazy's Bar just staring at his drink for the last half hour. This Bad ass Biker comes wondering up Looks at the guy with attitude grabs the little guys drink and swirls it back in one gulp. Turns and looks at the guy as if to say what are you going to fuc... do about it? The little guy bursts into tears and starts to sob.
Oh man C'mon says the Biker. "I was just giving you a little bit of a hard time. Don't cry. Please don't cry, I hate to see a man cry. The little guy sniffles and says to the Biker,
This has to be the worst day of my life. I got up late and found no milk in the fridge for my coffee. The dog had pissed all over the floor I was pulled over by the cops on the way to work and got a freakin $800.00 ticket because my insurance had expired yesterday because the old lady had overdrawn my bank account by $500.00. So I was late for work and then when I got there my boss fired me, he doesn't let me collect anything he just walks me out. When I got out to the Parking lot to leave I realized someone had stolen my bloody Truck. When I arrived home in a cab I realized I was short $5.00 to pay the cab fare and when I went in the house to get some money, I found my wife in bed with my supposed best friend and when I raised my voice in anger the God Dam Dog bites me right in the ass and I bled all over my fresh underwear. So right then and there that was it, I decided to come down to "Crazy's Bar" to have a few drinks to build up my courage to take my own life by lethal ingestion and you fu..... show up and drink my poison.
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