Friday, January 29, 2010

Dog Gone Fast






"Picture This"


As I stand on the road on the crest of a hill, the sun just beginning to set on the horizon, an ambulance slams the doors and rockets away from the seen with its lights flashing and my good friend Crow inside writhing in pain. As it rushes by a few policeman, bystanders and rubber neckers stopped to watch, I thought to myself, fu... I hope he is alright. The next thing I hear, is Jaymo on the cell talking with Crow's brother, as we had all collectively decided not to call Crow's Wife Karen and that someone should be there personally to tell her. Grant, Crows brother (He says he is the better looking one) was on his way to pick her up and they would be on there way to the Hospital lickity split. We also had agreed that Jay and I would ride back to K Town to get his truck and return to pick up Crow's scoot and all of it's pieces, as he sure did slam it down pretty hard after colliding with a 120 lbs. German Shepard. The Dog, I understand never made it. Crow's front end spikes tore into him pretty bad. From what I heard from the investigating officer, the spikes ripped quite a gash up his side, they had to put the dog down. But any Dog that chases Motorcycles clearly is a hazard, what else can I say. We pushed Crow's ride up to the farmers house and got ready to ride. Jay and I both agreed that we would have to make it a fast run as the light was disappearing and we didn't want to be loading the bike onto the truck in the dark. That was truly an understatement, we didn't just ride fast, we rode like two bats out of hell was more like it. Now, it could have been something to do with all the adrenalin running through our veins after witnessing such a horrific crash or it could have been two friends wanting to try and do anything they could to give Crawfords one less thing to worry about right now. "The Bike" But one thing was for sure was, we were heading for K-Town and we were heading there with a vengeance. Two very fast built Sporty's and two guy's who like to ride hard and who like to ride fast. It didn't help that we had been riding with Billy all day before the accident and he was still breaking in his ride. So we had to keep back on the pin all day, as painful as it was (No offence meant Billy). This was a ride that I will never forget. I sincerely wonder if we hadn't reached speeds that afternoon/evening, that I had never reached before on my old Sporty. I know that that is hard to believe, as I have been hard at it many times over many years. It seemed as if I was always digging that throttle down hard and shifting up through the gears just as fast and hard as I could, maxing out on the RPM, red lining before every shift. Bang, Bang, Bang felt that front wheel coming up off the pavement on every shift. Like a stallion on it's charge. I remember the air was at near freezing temps, spanking your face, stinging pins and needles constantly biting. It was near first frost already and we didn't want to be out running after that sun went down that was for sure. I recall that we took the back roads all the way from Oakland through to Scotland and up to Paris, over through to the country village of Ayrr and then down into K-Town. Normally around a 2 hour tour. We rocketed the ride in just under an hour. "Crazy" ride with a "Crazy" man with a good reason to ride. Although now as I look back rationally, I realize how reckless it was. Hope and Prayer I guess. Yes Sir, That sure was one "Dog Gone Fast" ride back to K-Town. I'll never forget it that's for sure.



Ride On, Brothers and Sisters

Hard and Fast


Have Fun and Please be Safe


Harley / RIDER 88

M.T. Davidson

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

V-Twin Glory


As for me I remember it just as if it were yesterday. The thunderous sound you here and feel when you get your first exposure to the sounds of a V-Twin motor. I think everyone experiences that sensation you get, it is just that some of us can never get enough of it, like heroin to a junky I suppose. There seems to be just something about it, when I hear the rumble my Adrenalin begins to race. Like the percussion from a drum or bagpipes before battle it's primal it beats with in every one of us, with in every man woman and child. The deep throaty sound of a V-Twin motor is unmistakable, unique and distinctive. The burst and rumble penetrates through the air with a vengeance and commands the overwhelming sense of presence and power. It beats as if it were a heart. Makes one feel alive, it seems to give one comfort in spirit and in soul. I believe it is for this reason that the romance of the V-Twin will never leave the hearts of us all. So here is to the
V-Twin and all its Glory.

Tattoo Tony's Heavy Duty Cycle T.O.







Well seems to be some Reno's taking place this time of year. Mark and Karen Crawford speak very highly of Tattoo Tony's, Heavy Duty Cycle in Toronto, as do others such as Don Peterson. There must be good work coming out of this shop as Crow doesn't trust just anyone to do the work on either his or his wife Karens Bike. Tony is well known for his Custom Powder Coating and attention to detail with regard to custom design work on Spotsters. You can find Tony at Heavy Duty Cycle pretty much any day of the week located at 2230 Kingston Road Toronto, Ontario Canada. His Ph. # is 416 265- 3459. Check it out at http://www.heavydutycycles.com/

Monday, January 25, 2010

Wide Tire, Tight Ass, Pretty Girl


More Biker Chicks by Request


Bad Day


There is a guy sitting up at Crazy's Bar just staring at his drink for the last half hour. This Bad ass Biker comes wondering up Looks at the guy with attitude grabs the little guys drink and swirls it back in one gulp. Turns and looks at the guy as if to say what are you going to fuc... do about it? The little guy bursts into tears and starts to sob.

Oh man C'mon says the Biker. "I was just giving you a little bit of a hard time. Don't cry. Please don't cry, I hate to see a man cry. The little guy sniffles and says to the Biker,

This has to be the worst day of my life. I got up late and found no milk in the fridge for my coffee. The dog had pissed all over the floor I was pulled over by the cops on the way to work and got a freakin $800.00 ticket because my insurance had expired yesterday because the old lady had overdrawn my bank account by $500.00. So I was late for work and then when I got there my boss fired me, he doesn't let me collect anything he just walks me out. When I got out to the Parking lot to leave I realized someone had stolen my bloody Truck. When I arrived home in a cab I realized I was short $5.00 to pay the cab fare and when I went in the house to get some money, I found my wife in bed with my supposed best friend and when I raised my voice in anger the God Dam Dog bites me right in the ass and I bled all over my fresh underwear. So right then and there that was it, I decided to come down to "Crazy's Bar" to have a few drinks to build up my courage to take my own life by lethal ingestion and you fu..... show up and drink my poison.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Roomer Has it


Well, roomer has it. Jay has sold his Sporty and is really moving to Australia. I will miss riding with that crazy man but on the other hand I will look forward to heading Down Under next year on vacation. I know all you folks will welcome Berry to the open road as the new Harley Owner of Jays Bike. Good Luck Berry and remember "Ride it Like you Stole it"


Happy Trails

Harley / M.T. Davidson